And so, she will presumably sail into another season, a fan favorite with perfectly puffy hair and enough remorse to seem human but not so much as to become boring television.Ĭaroline did not attend the reunion but spoke to Andy before they sat down to film. Bewildered.”) Laura says Kate could have been nicer, but Kate says there’s not enough time to be nice. She says she regrets how she treated Caroline and that she was “bewildered” by Laura’s outburst. Enveloped by a swishy, long-sleeved shirtdress devoid of the Bravolebrity fashion vices of glitter, sequins, and lace, she projects the authority of someone who has done this before and wasn’t taken advantage of by a stylist’s rack of clothing options. Kate displays a remarkably sophisticated fashion sense for a Bravo reunion show. He expresses regret at the way they treated her when she quit, and how they made fun of her for leaving by accusing her of having herpes, which was really mean. He says he and Kate liked Caroline but she didn’t do her job. He says that Chandler would have been fine working for a single owner and not charter guests. Maybe it’s his accent, but he manages to shit-talk people to their faces on the reunion (or behind their backs, if you’re Caroline or Chandler) in a way that doesn’t seem that mean.
For the reunion, he serves up great hair with a deep moss velvet tux, worn casually without a tie. He came off pretty damn well and looked fantastic the whole time. I think the he said one word after Andy asked how he and Rhylee would end up that night: “Clubbin’.”
I didn’t even write down what Tyler wore because he was so forgettable this hour. He explains that his recent arrest was “a big misunderstanding.” (Andy: “It always is.”) He clearly has something going on with Krystal, the charter guest Kate was going to have Josiah spray with a hose, but tries to deny it. Ross wears a perfectly fine forest green shirt, which is in keeping with his perfectly fine presence on the show. It totally sucked.” I know Rhylee has a job and isn’t the sort of woman who languishes all day in a debt-financed manse, eager to keep herself busy by fighting with other women on camera, but has Bravo considered her for Housewives? I’d like to see this network exploit her reactionariness in other formats. Lee says the way Rhylee treated her bosses “sucked. “Every one of them had problems with me, and every one of them came to me for lovin’,” she says. We also learn that she was never attracted to Chandler, who was the only member of the deck team who didn’t try to make out with her, and that Ross actually made a pass at her twice, though only once on TV. The montage of Rhylee is set to angry horn music, and her word of the night is “reactionary,” which is her way of saying that every time she felt marginalized or unhappy, which was all the time, she fought with people. The sleeves got lost in the show, but true fans will note that in Instagram shots, the sleeves might as well have been their own little wrist trains, a metaphor for Rhylee’s personality, which wears a train of suspicion and a cloak of aggression. Rhylee wins for fashion, hands down, in a slick of black glitter with bell-bottoms and flared sleeves.
Let’s review their outfits and the few things they said one by one:
#Below deck reunion full#
After watching these people for 16 weeks in polo shirts and skorts, seeing them in full glitter jumpsuits with bell sleeves (get it, Rhylee) is a real treat, a level of fashion Instagram influencers know not of. It’s that time of year when we get another chance to answer one of life’s great questions: Can the Below Deck cast sustain an hour of television by simply talking and sitting, without being forced to perform an endless sequence of chores?Īs usual, the most interesting things about the reunion were the outfits and the aggressive bronzer.
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